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Script Licenses from It's Not Us

The following scripts are available for performance with licenses available for short and long runs. A sample ten-page script is also available for any of the plays. Please contact us for any queries or to discuss a license. A note on fees: an amateur company is considered as one who might charge an entrance fee, but all money raised goes to a charity or non-profit making group. If anyone in the company or controlling body is paid a salary then you are professional. All fees are per performance. If in doubt call us. 

'Time Please'

 

'Penny Pincher's Christmas Carol'

 

'Toby Belch is Unwell'

 

'Rat in the Cellar'

 

'Table-Talk'

 

Cast: Female 1, Males 2 (playing age mid 40's - 50)

Running time: 70 min

Set: Pub Table, three chairs and a bar 

Acting area 4m Sq

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Keith Goodman is a wronged man. He’s lost his kids, his house, his Playstation... oh and his wife, and none of it is his fault.

Ten page sample

Fee: £25 amateur £35 professional 

Cast: Female 1, Males 1 (plays three roles)

Running time: 70 min

Set: Long table for sound FX /props. Two working mics on stands. 

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ABOUT

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Fee: £20 per night amateur £25 professional.

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Cast: Female 1, Males 1

Running time: 70 min

Set: A folding screen, chair and table

Acting area 4m Sq

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A quick fired, comedy version of a Christmas Carol. Sell out shows guaranteed. 

Ten page sample

Fee: £30 amateur £40 professional 

Cast: Male  60+

Running time: 70 min

Acting area 3m Sq

Set: One pub table and chair, high stool if available. 

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'He could have been Hamlet, he could have been Macbeth, is this his epitaph?'

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Ten Page Sampler

Fee: £25 per night amateur £35 professional. 

Cast: Female 1, Males 1

Running time: 70 min

Set: Long table for sound FX /props. Two working mics on stands. 

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Each evening comprises of three to four sketches. TT I, TT II and TT III.

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Fee: £20 per night amateur £25 professional.

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'Sweet Desserts' Murder Mystery

 

Cast: Female 2, Males 3 (requires doubling)

Running time: Usually plays out over the course of a set menu.

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'Sweet Desserts':  70's Rock band 'Sweet Desserts' are on their last legs, threatened by the new wave of punk rock and suffering from years of drugs, alcholol and inter relationships. As the curtain falls on their career, they need to sort out who owns what and where all the money went. SAMPLE

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Fee: £20 per night amateur £25 professional.

'A Private View to a Murder' Murder Mystery

 

Cast: Female 2, Males 3 (requires doubling)

Running time: 70 min

Set: Long table for sound FX /props. Two working mics on stands. 

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Murder... A Private View': It's opening night at the White Box Gallery and tensions are running high between artists and critics alike. With a cast of well known modern artists and an opening 'Live Arts Performance' by Lee Greystone-Perry, this playlet suits, art galleries and modern settings.

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Fee: £25 per night amateur £35 professional.

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'The Velvet Glove' Murder Mystery

 

Cast: Female 2, Males 3 (requires doubling)

Running time: Usually plays out over the course of a set menu.

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'The Velvet Glove?' In the downmarket sleezey jazz cafe, the smoke is thicker than the clientele and the women are harder than concrete, but none of them are as hard or as thick as the Bray's, East London's most respected thugs and when gun shots ring out, everyone was somewhere else, doing something and with a cast iron alibi.

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Fee: £25 per night amateur £35 professional.

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